Oh… you’re still here. This is awkward. I was just about to start my ‘me’ time. Here is some extra content for my fans.

Black and white line art of a cartoon crocodile with pink glasses relaxing in a bubble bath with candles.

SELF-CARE TIPS FROM THE INSTIGATOR

Know when to snap. You don’t owe anyone an explanation for your survival strategies.

Set boundaries. If someone crosses them, you have teeth for a reason.

Sunbathe. Preferably on a rock. Unmoving. For hours. But wear SPF 50 if you don’t want your skin to look like mine.

Stay hydrated. People don’t drink enough water. Or Wine.

Don’t apologize for taking up space. You don’t have to be four humans long like me (and Dutch people).